I know I refused to do it again
But I just have to rant on myspace yet again. I fucking hate it, the only reason I stay on it is because it is the only way I can talk to my friends when I should be working since all other popular messengers are blocked. Honestly who needs my space movies? Who gives a fuck really. I hated when shit heads posted videos on their profiles and it took forever to load, I hate it now that myspace put up a video section. I don’t care that myspace music has ten billion adds for Pharrell and friends, I have no interest in John Tucker Must Die, or anything else myspace has to say. I have 88 friends on my profile because they are people I actually talk to, I hate stupid chain mail, I hate stupid bulletins that waste my time with faggoty ass poems or lame surveys, I hate the fact that I dont give a shit about myspace yet the constantly bombard me with friend requests from fictional people so they can spam me with stupid shit. I hate it all.
On top of all of that they try and cram 12 billion features that no one but dumb ass teenagers give a shit about in to their service, and nothing ever works. You end up with one of 57 error screens. Fuck all that.
The greatest job in the world must be working for myspaces technical department. I can just imagine the orientation process. “Here is your desk and here is your computer, now you are probably going to be forwarded 9.17 Billion error alerts through out the day, but fuck all that, you don’t actually have to do anything. I mean if you want to you can put up a lame ass Pac Man flash game with a message stating we will be back later. Oh no, don’t actually worry about being back up and running when you say, it is just to give those little shits false hope. Oh, you’re worried people my leave our service…won’t ever happened, Fox and News Corp. own us, and they will just brainwash the world in to coming back.”
Now they have a tie in with Helio. For those of you who don’t know, it is like a cell phone, only with out a cell service of its own, it is a MVNO, or mobile virtual network operator. Basically it is a fake service which runs over the wireless network of Sprint/Nextel and charges you way to much. The only thing nice about the service is that you can browse and text at no extra cost, but when the base plan is 85 bucks for 1000 minutes, it doesn’t really seem worth it, basically I have unlimited browsing and texting added to my plan and with 1500 minutes I pay 53 a month.
The downfalls should be obvious, you are going to have a network jammed with spoiled rotten little shits that have to keep in touch with all their friends by texting, sending files and by the balls of Lucifer browsing myspace. I hate all of it. I know this makes me sound like a bitter old man, but I don’t give a shit any more. I think all parents have fucked up for the last 20 years, and we should start over. Any one born after 1986 should be collected and brought before a tribunal of people ranging from 20 years of age to 35 years of age, you know, the people that actually matter in this world, and if the little shit is deemed to stupid or to self centered to live, axe them. Personally I vote on the guillotine, but I am a fair guy we can let the tribunal decide.
Thats right, I hate myspace, I hate mobile service, I hate unfunny comedians, I hate shitty pop music, and I want to kill your children. All of them.
That is all for today
E-Rokk
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