Hey Stupid Staff
Name: E-Rokk (aka: Dr. Beef Hammer HNIC)
Occupation: Lord and Master (masturbater)
Bio: E-Rokk has began his career in show biz as a “private dancer” which included but was not limited to, “dancing for money” and “doing what you want me to do”. Over the next few years he gained doctorates in English, Political Science, Liberal Arts and Rouge Taxidermy. He resurfaced in show biz as the host of a low budget technology based talk show which will remain unnamed. Eventually he found his way into the world wide sensation known as Renegade Revival around this same time he also became a world class trivia expert and began making strange wagers in low class drinking establishments about how much random unimportant shit he knew. He would go on for hours, usually drunk until one day he realized people were listening, agreeing, and laughing. He decided he could exploit that for financial gain and Hey Stupid! was born.
Name: Nick Fit
Occupation: Celebrity Correspondent, Sidekick to E-Rokk, Vice President, Problem Drinker, Rouge Taxidermist
Bio: Nick Fit started out in the working world by selling bodily fluids. He started simple with semen and plasma, and by age 19 he was on to selling a variety of marrows and liquids which can only be defined as “juices”. This line of “work” was fine until it was discovered that most of the fluids he was selling did not come out of his own body and more importantly he had no recollection of how he collected them. It wasn’t long after his arrest that he escaped and with his big black boots and an old suitcase he did believe he’d find himself a new place. In less than a year he was living out in Hollywood and working as an unwanted assistant to people like Andy Dick and Christopher Atkins. One day while sitting in a small hole in the wall called Recto del Burro on a L.A. side street, Nick Fit met E-Rokk for the first time. Being that they were both musicians and Rouge Taxidermy aficionados they soon became good friends. E-Rokk eventually convinced Nick to move into the Hey Stupid world headquarters and become a full time staff member. Ha ha ha member.
Name: Stratt (aka: The Infamous Stratt)
Occupation: Senior Video Game/ Cartoon Historian
Bio: On a mountain of video games, in the castle of action figures, I sat on a throne of dvds! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of Stratt!
Name: JaGe (aka: JaGermeister, King of Fester’s Quest )
Occupation: Master Skank Wrangler.
Bio: After ending his career as a gay porn director JaGe decided to take to the seas as a pirate. After a few months of saying “YAR!” he got scurvy and realized he knew nothing about sailing. He met up with Champ Kennedy and formed a secret society devoted to strange cinema. Soon after he decided to try his hand at pimping, but couldn’t get any “bitches” in his stable. Right after that he got the crabs and has been trying to make ends meet by taking shots in the mouth
Name: Brom Bones (aka: Decibel, DB, Mayor of Myspace, Your Literary Hero, The Psychic Trucker )
Occupation: Lord of sports
Bio: Born and raised in the coal-filled mountains, this young man should have grown up with incredible, hard-workin’, middle-class work ethic. Instead, DB grew up on pizza and toys. After reaching his peak intellectually at about age 6, it has been all downhill from there. He possesses a unique retardation and thinks he is psychic because he called a few college football upsets. He is currently a truck-driver, which was a funny bit at first. DB found out just HOW funny it was, a year later. He aspires to live in his gram’s attic.
Name: The Writer’s Pool
Occupation: Making you laugh.
Bio: With our staff of writers growing every single day there are becoming far too many to list individually.
