Nasty Noah comic and action figure coming…

    New Nasty Noah comic and action figure coming… Associated press: The timeless tales of Nasty Noah are now being brought to you in comic form

E-Rokk Comics has made an agreement with Noah James to release a series of comics/graphic novels based on this living legends life. Noah had no comment about the subject at time of this release. Sources closest to him say they could not contact him either.

President of E-Rokk comics Turbo Croyle was available “These stories will be based on actual events, and uncensored because thats what the fans want” Croyle said at the press conference of only four or five close friends last Friday.

Clip from issue #1 on shelves 5/10/07

    The story line for issue 1 is somewhat unknown. “Were not gonna say who is writting the story for the first issue until its on the newsstand” Croyle also stated
. Pennsylvania’s literary hero Brom Bones was rumored to do the storyline “I feel he is the most qualified” was the only response Noah would give when asked if Brom Bones would be the writer. Surprisingly the writer of the comics nor a basic script have been leaked to the public through the internet. Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones believes this must be because of some freemasonry link or Noah’s own blood line which can be traced back directly to the Illuminati and several Confederate soldiers.
In a phone conversation with his mother she proclaimed “We haven’t found a Yankee Grandpa yet” when asked if a group of conspirators are behind the enigma of the secret story line.
E-Rokk comics has also reported that a Nasty Noah action figure is to be released in the next few weeks. A merchandising deal that would make Gene Simmons of Kiss proud. Champ Kennedy marketing spokesperson for the Nasty Noah franchise said “Were gonna have lunch boxes, clothing, toys, posters, instruments, bobble heads, even a WFE appearance of course the late night talk show circuit.”

 

After years of the highly successful marketing campaign Nasty Noah inc seems to be taken off. The company began in the early 90’s as a way to promote local shows. Then quickly became the ad agency for the distribution and marketing of hard to purchase items. “I can’t believe its not butter” Fabio replied when asked if the action figure resembled Nasty Noah.
So from high school dropout, to guitar legend, organized crime ringleader, slave woman trader, computer technician, to comic book super hero. I guess its obvious why Nasty Noah earned his own action figure.
Schedule for release sometime this summer.

~ by nastynoah on April 10, 2007.