Give someone an ounce of power, and they will become a piece of shit…

Greetings! As I dust off my keyboard and my old trackball mouse, it is my great pleasure to write for Hey Stupid! once again! This will be breif, since I have the worlds biggest Orgy to get to, AKA Sturgis 2007! Please take a moment to be jealous…

Go ahead, I’ll wait…

OK now that you realized how pathetic you are and how amazing I am we can get down to business. I’m sure a few of you have been thinking to yourselves, “Gee, I wonder where the JAGE went to? He filled my life with such orgasmic pleasure!” Have no fear ladies and gents, I’m back! I have new out looks on a lot of aspects in the JAGE’s life, all for the benefit of myself and probably not so good for the rest of you! So be warned…

This entire week, me and E-Rokk will be drinking the finest brew, riding some of the fastest bikes in the world, and without a doubt, seeing, tasting, feeling and motorboating some of the most tastiest tata’s the world has ever known. And you lucky people can live vicariously through me and E-Rokk’s moist loins all week by keeping up with our posts from Sturgis 2007! We plan on posting every day unless one of the following events occure:

1. We get too drunk/horny to remember our names, let alone what a computer is and how to use it.

2. We are hanging out with my boys from Predator Performance and Ted Nugant shows up like last year and we are never seen again!

3. We see so much tit and ass that E-Rokk actually starts to like women, which in that case no one will be alive to read any of these posts. (think how Dogma ended and you’ll start to understand. You know proving God wrong and the earth just ends, thats what would happen if E-Rokk actually put his penis in a woman!)

More than likely, you all shouldn’t have to worry about number 3, but who knows?

So let me formally welcome myself back from the brink of the abyss, you can’t get rid of me that easially!

~JAGE out…

~ by thejage on August 3, 2007.