El Caliente El Guapo writes is English…sort of.

As most of you know the Writers Guild of America is officially on strike. Since all of the staff here at Hey Stupid arewriters we decided to strike too…against ourselves…even though no one from the guild asked us too…and we aren’t technically members. At any rate we are all going to Tahiti for awhile to relax, drink umbrella drinks and bone foreign poon. I mean to show our support for the guild.

Shit, our plane leaves in 10 minutes… Oh well here is El Caliente El Guap to write some stuff. He technically doesn’t even work for us, he just lives in the janitor’s closet and claims to be a janitor so it’s cool with the guild. Oh yeah El Caliente…try and write in English.

~E-Rokk out.

Hola, como esta. mi allmo El Caliente. The god damned bastardos want me to…how you say…trabaje mi asno de. No no. I mean ah…work my fucking ass off. How am I supposed to do my janitorial duties and write something…in Inglés para el motivo del dios. I have not haved…have ed…had to strain myself this much since I saltó la frontera en América y fue utilizado teniendo sexo con las criaturas de la granja. Um.. come on babel feesh. Ah no. I would be much better off if i did not type that.

I do not know what to speak. It is absolutely bad enough that I maintain that closet all the day locked in. I so bored sometimes I must mierda in my own mano but then I am expected to take that mierda and tenga sexo con me then with my excremento cubrió pene i am forced to stand in the closet and weep since no one wil ever let me out.

Is alright though there are plenty of habas in the closet and since I am a mexicano asqueroso sucio yo como solamente habas. It makes me happier than the time my sister had Montezuma’s Revenge and she excremento en mi boca and someone filmado le y colocado le encendido the internet. I once saw the JaGe tenga sexo con se to the vídeo. He said mi hermana tenía pechos mexicanos deliciosos y él deseó alimentarle el suyo pene con carne.

Well, I should probably get going since my hermano llamado y él me necesita ayudar le y a sus sesenta niños a conducir alrededor en un carro de la estación con un sofá en el rap latino que arruina de la azotea mientras que parece sucios y huele como el queso .

For now take care and perhaps they will pay me for this, but I doubt it.

~ by Charlie Party on November 9, 2007.