I Get Pissed Easily

Basically, it’s 7am and I cannot sleep for shit so I decided to write about a few of the things that have chapped my ass recently.

I work at a bar, it’s a pretty good place. We don’t really get too much trash to enter through our doors so that is always a plus. However, what does fuck me off so much is when a white girl will play soulja boy on the jukebox and do the dance about 15 times within a 3 hour period. Honestly, what the fuck are you thinking? Do you realize you look like a complete moron? Go back to your fucking apartment and do that shit, don’t do it where I work. It puts me in a foul mood.

What the fuck is the deal with Mcdonalds’ employees? If the register tells you to give me 89 cents back, give me my god damn 89 cents back. I don’t want you to hand me 73 and tell me to have a nice day, because I won’t have a nice day unless I get my god damn 89 cents back. Are you that stupid that you cannot read a friggin screen and give me back the amount of change it tells you to? Come on people, I know you are a complete douche bag, but at least try a little bit.

Free sample? No, I don’t want a free sample. I’m sick of going to the mall to pick a few things up and having every god damn place offer me a free sample. I said no the first time I passed you, I will say no the second and third time too. Let me get my shit, buy my scratch off ticket that I’ll lose on and get the fuck out of the mall. It’s bad enough I have to deal with 25 teenage guys in girls clothing while in the mall, don’t make me smack a fucking old bitch at hickory farms too, *flips off *

Rufus = out.

~ by Rufus on November 22, 2007.