2008 New Yers Resolutions

I will try to finally get my jet pack working.

I will try to build a castle out of Mighty Putty.

I will try to use the cattle prod less when the staff writers at Hey Stupid! don’t have their articles in on time.

I will try and tame my secret love of Chelsea Handler.

I will try to stop sending threatening letters to either Nicholas Cage or Chad Kroeger but not both as that would be impossible.

I will try to cut back on the jack jack, or at least stop yanking my spank crank in public areas.

I will try to stop thinking impure thoughts about girls/animals that are barely legal, if legal at all.

I will try to stop putting my dick in the mashed potatoes, even if it is that kind of party.

~ by E-Rokk on January 11, 2008.