Tranny Alert: Molly Pitcher was a Dude.
Molly Pitcher was a “woman” who used to carry pitchers of water to troops during the Revolutionary War. Once, a cannonball went between her legs and tore off the bottom half of her petty-coat. Her response was, “Good thing it didn’t go any higher or it may have carried something else off.”
WAS MOLLY PITCHER A DUDE? WHAT OTHER TRANNIES WILL HISTORY REVEAL? FIND OUT MORE IN “TRANNY ALERT”, A HIT NEW BULLETIN SERIES BY THE CREATORS OF “2008 RECRUITING ANALYSIS”.

Might want to check this out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Pitcher
Brom Bones cares little for fact checking. I have known him for many years and the only facts he’s ever checked are The Facts of Life. I think he had a thing for Natalie, either that or a young George Clooney.
I gotta tell ya, it really makes you feel good about yourself to know there’s people out there with even more time to waste than I do. The fact that somebody looked up Molly Pitcher is astounding. I think Johnny Appleseed might need a refresher course, too.