People who can’t spell or at the very least use spell check
People who are to lazy to speak English and say things like upair, namely people from western PA.
People who don’t grasp the concept of vowels. Instead of “shower power tower hour” you hear “shire pire tire ire”. Or heel and hill sound exactly the same as do gosh and wash. Namely people from western PA.
People who garble their words and add extra letters and instead of “wash” or “gosh” you get “warsh” and “garsh”, or you get really stupid shit like, “I like to drawl with my pencil but it also has an erasher”. Namely people from western PA.
I hate people that think Pop and modern country are valid forms of music. I hate you with the passion of 1000 suns.
I hate people that don’t know what the word ignorant means, but use it in conversation. It is kind of ironic actually because the are themselves ignorant of the actual definition. I am enraged to the point of murdering if they make it worse by saying ignarnt. I’ll kill a bitch.
Say punkin or liberry. I dare you. I will rape your mother and fuck your kids to death then I will destroy you.
People that call Double Stuf Oreos double stuffed. They aren’t stuffed in the first place you fucking jack ass. It isn’t like the cookies are fused together then the stuf is forced between the two. It is called Double Stuf because “Stuf” is the official name of the cream and there is twice the amount. You fucks are as bad as people that call all tissues Kleenex. I hate you. I use Puffs bitch.
People that think NASCAR is a sport. It’s a bunch of hillbillies turning left. I am not saying it doesn’t take skill on the part of the drivers, but it is in no way a fucking sport. Shut your stupid hillbilly mouth before another tooth falls out of it.
I hate people that think NASCAR drivers are celebrities. Just because you are so fucking lame that you can play NASCAR math and you know all the names of the drivers doesn’t make them worth while. Seriously, NASCAR drivers are like white basketball players, no one knows their names and no one cares.
I hate fat ass people that have NASCAR tattoos and go to Wal Mart at 4 in the morning and bug me when I am piss drunk and grocery shopping.
I hate all people that think Budweiser is the only beer. It tastes like shit, it smells like an asshole and it causes heartburn. It is like the McDonalds of beer. It tastes like shit but it is everywhere so fuckshits think its delicious.
I hate parents who let their kids turn in to fatties.
I hate welfare queens and stuck up bitches who don’t take care of their kids then blame all their children’s problems on everyone else.
I hate all fat white women.
I hate all fat people. You don’t have a disease you have to much time and money and no motivation. Lose some weight you fat shit or die and leave some food for the rest of us.
I hate women who can’t cook. Seriously I get it, you want to be equals. Seriously learn to fucking cook. Your ass is only good up till what? 35? Then your husband won’t give a shit any more and when you can’t cook a pot of noodles you’re wondering why he is fucking 19 year olds. Oh, and if you want to be my equal I can fucking cook up a storm.
People that call saying fuck cursing. To me it is regular conversation but if you have to call it something call it swearing. I don’t curse. I don’t know about you but when was the last time you put on flowing robes, grew a long white beard and cast an evil spell? Fuck that and fuck you.
I hate when people refer to underwear as drawers or worse yet drawls. I don’t wear the shit to begin with, but if I did I would keep it in the drawers of my dresser not call it drawers, you are retarded.
I hate people that don’t know shit about history, geography, political science or sociology trying to talk about their opinions of war and foreign culture. You are an idiot. You failed at life and you should die. Go back to the south.
I hate how southerners wear or fly the stars and bars and say it is about heritage, and I should know my history. Shut the fuck up hillbilly. I know my history, the south was full of lazy sister fucking ass holes that enslaved people to do their hard labor, and were to stupid to even figure out how to process their raw materials. Then when they acted like a bitchy little 12 year old girl running away from home they didn’t have a manufacturing base of their own and should have been crushed with out mercy. If I were Lincoln not only would I have complete destroyed the south, I would have taken over all of its raw materials, put all southerners on reservations and exploited their lands. Kinda like what happened with the natives. Is that enough history for you? You fly the stars and bars because you’re a hick racist who thinks the south is gonna rise again. I hate you.
I really hate people who aren’t from the south flying the stars and bars claiming it is heritage and that it means rebellion not racism. What’s next a swastika that means patriotism not Nazi. Fuck you.
I hate people that say “I support our troops but not the war.” You’re an idiot. One or the other ass rapist. I don’t give a shit what your opinion is, but if you support the troops then you support their actions and their actions are in fact the war. Other wise you don’t support the war and you want the troops to come home. So if you feel you have to put a ridiculous god damn yellow ribbon magnet on your car make sure it at least makes sense and says something like bring our troops home.
I hate soldier whores. You know girls that want a military man for the steady checks and the deployment money. Normally these girls give themselves away by having poor vocabularies, nothing beyond a high school education, and they ramble on endlessly about how they are a soldier’s wife. Shut the fuck up. Namely girls from western PA.
If after this list you still aren’t sure if I hate you or not then I do.