Tease a vegan: I know I have been on this whole I hate vegans kick for a long time, but god damn it. I HATE VEGANS. I hate all vegetarians. I don’t just mean I dislike them strongly, I mean I loath and despise them. I wish for their deaths. Recently a friend of mine walked out of a local Arbys eating a big ass roast beef sandwich, and some people from PETA tossed rotten tomatoes at him. I don’t have a problem with this just because he was my friend, my problem lies in the fact that these PETA Nazis will be revered by their colleges for doing it. If the situation were reversed and my friend lobbed a pound of bloody ground chuck at some asshole eating a carrot, everyone would think he was a douche nozzle. Even other meat eaters would think this because it is a douche nozzle like thing to do.
If a person doesn’t want to eat meat, fine, if they want to weaken their immune system, give themselves an iron deficiency and walking around looking like a cancer victim, good for them. It doesn’t bother me in the least, if they die off sooner, maybe it will help decrease the massive problem of over population, but the minute someone gets on my case for doing it, then we have a problem. What these Veganazis don’t seem to get is the worst thing they can do is protest me, but what they forget is they are made of meat so guess what, they are already on my menu. That’s right, I said it. I will eat a vegan, because lets face it, all they are, are cows in clothing. That’s how they want to live their life, we should do them a favor and end it in the same way.
Then there is the argument that eating a vegan diet is a healthy lifestyle choice. Bullshit. Everything bad I put in my body comes from plants, coffee, chocolate, tobacco, sugar, and liquor. Wait, Liquor doesn’t come from a plant!!! Yes you dumb ass, sugar is used for fermentation, as is corn, wheat, barley, hops, and sugar are used in brewing beer, grapes are used in wine. Now I realize that if my diet were made up of this completely I would be an idiot, and the Veganazi diet does include $38 cucumber sandwiches and tofu, but ask yourself this, when was the last time you heard of anyone having an allergy to red meat. I don’t mean an esophageal problem or a digestive problem, I mean an actual allergic reaction where their body goes in to shock and they die. Never? Yeah that is probably about right, yet on the other hand how many people have fallen to the mighty peanut or any other plant for that matter.
So it has been brought to my attention “E-Rokk, you claim that you hate Vegans because they demonstrate and force their ideas on you, but you post your opinions on two different websites”. Isn’t that the same thing? First of all, That is only one of many reasons why I hate Veganazis. Second, You’re right, I do post my opinions on a couple different site but you actually have to go there and want to read them. I do not organize protests. I do not go out of my way to make life a living hell for other people, and I am not a massive organization. Veganazis and PETAphiles on the other hand do shove their opinions down your throat in magazine and billboard ads. They do have celebrities endorse their agendas, and they do react violently in the execution of said agendas. So don’t tell me they are doing that to save anything. They are doing it to fit in to a group and feel a false sense of power. If they cared about the lives of the animals that much, they would start their own farms, and grow their own food rather than rely on an industry that kills millions of small rodents every year with their threshing tools and combines, but I guess that’s o.k. though right? Fucking Veganazi hypocritical fascists. If you are to dumb to realize what I am talking about with the slaughtering of field mice and other rodents to further the Veganazi agenda read your facts. Google it.
Punch a hippy
Ill admit it, it is easy to hate hippies. They stink, they are dirty and they protest EVERYTHING, but there is something far worse. New Hippies. Now let me clarify, my friends stoner brother claims he is a modern hippie but he doesn’t do anything but smoke pot all day and play XBOX. He just likes to smoke pot, not have a job, and never shower. That is awful too, but that is not what I mean when I say New Hippy. A new hippy are these whiney little kids between the ages of lets say 15 and 22, generally kids who get in to a social studies class in high school, or a sociology/psychology/polisci class in college and think they know everything.
For the most part these sons (and daughters) of bitches have mommy and daddy hand them everything, have no idea how the real world operates, and feel a need to complain about the evil empire. They are not oppressed, they are not deprived, and they just want attention. Setting aside the fact most of them are Veganazis, there are so many reasons to hate these people. Most recently however, I was lurking around on a message board for musicians waiting for some one to reply to my add for a drummer. I was beginning to get bored, so I decided to peruse some other sections of the board. I came across a thread titled War on Wal Mart and my curiosity was intrigued.
Now, I am not going to go off on a tangent about how ethically wrong it is that Wal Mart treats their employees the way they do, but that is something I feel strongly about. Anyhow, I clicked in to this thread and this is what I found. It is paraphrased mind you, not because I want to change what the person said, Its because I don’t really feel like copying and pasting it, and you can check it out for yourself on vocal youths website. Basically it stated I hate Wal Mart, recently I was busted for trying to shoplift from there, and when my parents found out about it, I got grounded. I wasnt stealing to steal though; I was stealing to fight the corporation. My mom didnt get it though and she grounded me. She is a hypocrite because she taught me to stand up for what I believe in, so if this is any ones fault it is hers. Obviously I was amused by this logic, so I responded with, So you’re a thief, you are never going to solve anything by shoplifting small shit from Wal Mart. I am sure your mother never told you to go out and commit crimes to stand up for what you believe in. Please shut your mouth, sell your computer, and keep your ideas to yourself. His adult response to that was Go jump in a lake of AIDS! Don’t push your religion on me man. I didnt do what I did to commit the crime, I did what I did to fight. I hate thieves, though, some kids stayed at my house and stole my moms jewelry, so don’t talk to me about theft. I felt the urge to bust out in laughter, but alas, I responded. A lake of AIDS? That’s a good one. Or maybe a sea of herpes, like the one you sailed out of during birth. At any rate, religion has nothing to do with my response. Shoplifting, especially against Wal Mart is wrong because it wont get the result you want, all it will do is punish the already exploited employees. You sir are an idiot.
He went on from their, but I really didnt care enough to continue quibbling with him, and honestly after trying to understanding his logic, I had diarrhea of the brain. The anti-corporate hippy is just one kind though. The next is the college poetry hippy. My sister, and her boyfriend are both amazing writers and poets and I enjoy going to their readings. And don’t get me wrong, there are A LOT of great poets that read at these, but with out fail there are the poetry hippies. The guys and girls that show up in bellbottom khakis with ripped up cuffs, the required Grateful Dead/Doors/ Bob Marley t-shirt, sandals, hemp jewelry and a bandana. They aren’t their to write good poetry, they are there to fit an image. They ramble on about protest and their dumb shit ideas. I look at these people and think why couldn’t they have been Columbine High students circa 1999. This may actually be the worst form of new hippy.
Which brings me to…The protest hippy. These guys are the worst. Any Saturday morning in any major city, you will find them on the street corners, or in the parking lots, shouting their mottos and waving their signs. The complain about an entire range of things. They protest just to protest and most don’t even care what its about. They arrive in everything from Lexuses to Hybrid Cars. They complain about war, they complain about corporate America, they complain about pro choice or pro life, the complain complain and complain. I can guarantee you they have not one damn thing to complain about. Obviously they have good enough jobs that they don’t have to be busting their asses at work on the weekends too. The have enough money to not only buy the wall of protest bumper stickers on their cars, but their cars as well. They do well enough for themselves that they don’t have to worry how they are going to survive day today that they can afford to worry about stupid bullshit like a war we can do nothing about except MAYBE elect a different president in two years, and I can promise, they wont be there to vote either..
What I am getting at is the next time a hippy approaches you, take his sign and beat him to death with it. If you really want to make it a party, do it while singing the song Signs and as he is laying there in a pool of his on blood, choking on his last breath look down at him and just before you stomp in the back of his skull to put us all out of our misery say, You got to have a membership card to get inside BITCH!
Shit on everything
Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Green party, they can all eat shit. Literally they should all fill their face holes with some steaming cow shit. That will keep them talking for at least two minutes. Our governmental system was originally set up with a system of checks and balances to keep everything running smoothly, and it worked. Now pretty much everyone in a political office is trying to fuck you with the great American strap-on. I am not going to go into my shpiel about how government officials shouldn’t be paid more than a third of the average national salary, you can read that rant on your own. What I am going to rant about is voters. People bitch and moan about the government constantly, then they say I am not going to vote, you don’t really have a choice man, what good is it gonna do? Grow some fucking balls. They only reason you don’t want to vote is because you don’t want to take the blame if your candidate wins and fucks up. You want to be able to piss and moan like every other asshole. If you want to change something VOTE! If you don’t like the candidates write one in. If enough people do a write in and don’t choose the main candidates, something will HAVE to change, but not voting only allows those who do make your decision for you.
Today I had an interesting talk about religion. Not faith, have faith. Please have faith, in something, ANYTHING. Have faith one day you will get a better job. Have faith one day something is going to work out for you. Or if you really want to, have faith in a higher power. No matter what any one says, have faith. What I am ranting about however is religion, organized religion. At its core, it isn’t a bad thing. Teaching people values and such, fine. Where it crosses the line is when you get priests, ministers, rabbis, whatever that feel that they should be worshiped. To follow a set of rules blindly just because someone tells you too is the dumbest thing I can imagine. Question why, ask what the end result will be. That is not questioning your faith. Ask why it is o.k. for Christians to believe that gay couples cant marry and adopt children and give them a potentially great home, yet it is o.k. to leave these un adopted children in poverty. Wait though, doesn’t your church distribute little boxes once a year to collect money to donate to starving orphans right here in America? I bet you a percentage of around 20% goes right back to the church whose pocket does that go in.
Please do not get confused here. I do believe in God, I do believe in Christ, I do live my life by a set of values that I have determined will lead me in the right direction. I will never push those ideals on you. I wont even go in to detail about them unless you ask. You wont find them in some book that has been reprinted and reinterpreted in thousands of ways. You wont find people in collars or funny hats talking about it. But then again that isn’t religion is it? Religion involves organization, someone in a leadership position and people who follow that leader. Lets take a look at some of these leaders. Pat Robertson, Billy Graham, Jerry Falwell (not the Spice Girl, that is Geri Halliwell) these guys are insane religious fanatics and Christians all over the world follow them. Sure they say Christ and Our Lord and Heavenly Father in every sentence, but shouldn’t they really be saying I and Me. That is who they want you to worship. So lets take a look here fanatic leader’s people who follow them with out question, uh oh, we all most have terrorism, what ever will G.W. do.
But E-Rokk, these guys wont blow any one up, they wont be suicide bombers. Ooooooooooooh Really? I spent a good portion of time working for event companies, running soundboards and setting up P.A. Systems. One particular event we here hired for was a Christian gathering. The very first speaker said, and I quote, Be the bomb for Jesus. His line of thought was that Christians were not dedicated enough, sure those Muslims were crazy, but at least they would die for their religion, American Christians should do the same. They should be happy to die in the name of God cause it would get them to heaven. Hmmm, replace God with Allah, and you have the exact group of people all of these televangelists are screaming about. Well hose guys and gay people. Don’t forget in a religion where God is all forgiving, we are being punished by war and natural disasters because two men love each other.
I know I am picking on Christians in particular, but no religion has gotten it right, don’t follow anything blindly, it will only end badly.
That’s it for today.