Every year, September 19th is “Talk like a pirate day”. A special day where people talk like and some times, dress up like pirates.
I will be the first to admit, it is great times, speaking with that accent,saying those phrases, and going to the bar dressed as a pirate is just plain awesome.
That is why I am leading the charge for this Friday, Friday April 27th to be World Wide Talk Like Dolph Lundgren Day.
Think about it, he has an accent that is awesome when you get it right, but even better when you butcher it.
He has catch phrases like:
I win for me! FOR ME!
He’s not human. He’s like a piece of iron.
To the end.
You will lose.
If he dies, he dies.
Soon, the whole world will know my name.
I defeat all man. Soon I defeat real champion.
Do the americans all swear so much as you do?
We are free to swear.
You lied to me General!
I AM SPETZNAS!… but I’m no longer one of you…
I HAVE THE POWER!
I’ll NEVER kneel to you!
I PUNISH THE GUILTY!
Either you’re Santa Claus or you’re dead, pal.
But you go in pieces, asshole.
Fuck you, spaceman!
Hell sucked! We are back!
This is for my parents.
Say good night, asshole.
You’re dead soldier…
and countless others not to mention the one I am calling dibs on right now “I must break you!” I think World Wide Talk Like Dolph Lundgren Day could be a MAJOR hit. Who’s with me?