The kicker of ass this week is…
LINDSAY LOHAN’S VAGINA
Seriously, that thing parties harder than I do wich is quite the accomplishment. It is everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining. I love drunk bitches, I love redheads, I love huge tits, I love shaved pussies and I love sluts. Lindsay has all of these great qualities, plus she has her own bank roll.
Her and her vagina are a special team that I want to be a part of.