Hey Stupid! Would like to take a moment to recognize the accomplishments of the Mighty Ducks in winning the Stanley Cup. So congratulations to Casey, Martin Sheen’s Bastard Child, and the fat Jewish goalie. So awe struck were we by the ferocity of their playing and their triumph over the Ottawa Senators that we here at Hey Stupid would like to extend an invitation to the Ducks to challenge for the Hey Stupid Porcelain Bowl.
The competition would be a four way double elimination tourney with the Ducks, Steve “the Gute” Gutenberg’s Miracle On Ice U.S. Olympic Team (not to be confused with but also invited), Snake Plisken’s version of the same U.S. Team only this time the title shortened to Miracle, and of course our reigning champions…the Hanson Brothers (not the MM Bop fags either) and their Johnstown Chiefs.
The Hey Stupid Porcelain Bowl no holds bar death hockey challenge will be presented on ESPN Classic 2 between the hours of 2AM and 4AM every other Thursday in August and September. It will only be broadcast in Latvian with Spanish subtitles, but you can still enjoy the game.