Well everyone, it’s September 11th, and you know what that means…terrorist day! It’s time to blame all of our problems on the rest of the world and live in fear thinking there will be another attack on our nation.
So prepare yourself not to leave the house today, to sit and watch CNN until your eyes bleed, and hope you don’t run out of weed and booze before the day is over.
Thats the good ol’ U.S. of A, always thinking we are better then the rest of the world…so let’s show them just how much better we are by being afraid of something that is pretty much our own faults.
Don’t forget to pay your taxes at the end of the year so we can rebuild the middle eastern countries that are killing our reporters and shooting at our soldiers who shouldn’t have been there to begin with!
Sure, people dying is a tragedy, but who cares as long as we can sell more patriotic merchandise! Let’s buy some American flags, some clocks, toothbrushes, shirts, rugs, mugs and even cars with those stars and stripes!
So tomorrow, feel bad for the 9/11 victims, go out and by yourself something nice and “American”. That will show the world who’s in charge!
So from me to you, and everyone at Hey Stupid! have yourself a FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC Terrorist Day!
– General StraTT
Be sure to check out our other super fun 9/11 articles.