Look, I now that recently I have been picking on September 11th a lot lately because of the whole “Patriot Day” thing, but this goes far beyond that.
Why is it that the word “Patriot” has become synonymous with the phrase “Redneck Asshole”, or more to the point, “Uneducated, Ignorant, Close-minded, Rediculos Redneck Asshole”? Seriously, for EXACTLY six years now every Billy-Bob and Jimmy-Joe, sister fuckin’ Sidehack huckin, moonshine suckin good ol’ boy out there has been letting ther mouth-ass flap and the vocal diarrhea spew out and calling it patriotic.
It doesn’t just have to do with this bull shit holiday either. If I see one more fucking eagle, flag, yellow ribbon or bumper sticker that has any caption on it with the words “troops”, “defend”, “home”, “pride”, “illegal”, “pray”, “god” “boot”, “up”, “your”, “ass” or “no” in it I am going to stop that vehicle in traffic and mouth rape every occupant. God help them if they have a gun rack or are listening to country music as I will shit in their mouths after the rape is over.
Still not getting what I am talking about yet? Look at these assholes.
I seriously can’t take this hillbilly bullshit anymore. Most of this shit that’s smeared all over the place is just as bad as all the “Southern Pride” bullshit that’s been pissing me off since day one.