This year for Christmas I would like a Playstation 3 an XBOX 360m a Wii and some games for each one. I would also like a Kawasaki Vulcan 1600 Mean Streak, a case of Makers Mark, a case of Cabo Wabo, a case of Grand Marnier, a case of Johnnie Walker Blue Label, a Mitsubishi 73″ DLP Rear Projection HDTV, an Onkyo TX-NR100, 2 Polk RM7400T Speakers, a KEF 3-Way Center-Channel Speaker, Seinfeld Season 9, a couple hundred blank DVDs, an SG an Explorer, an Flying V, a PRS, a 1965 Buick Riviera with suicide doors, a Marshall 1959HW, 1960AHW, and 1960BHW Full Stack, Milfs, Jailbait, a new pc, a new G5, an LG Voyager and some new black cherry ostrich leg boots. and If you have room a new pair of leather pants.
I think I have been a good boy this year and am very deserving of all the items on my list. If you could find it in your heart to bring me these things it would make me very happy. I will leave out a plate of cookies, a jug of milk and some carrots for your dear. I will also leave you a flask of whiskey hidden under the cushion in my chair.
Thanks a bunch.