All illustrations by Amanda Wood, artist of ill repute, and questionable character.
All captions by Young Dut, unemployed college football recruiting analyst of great character.
Wilford Brimley grows tired of lunch and threatens to burn Emo companion.
Mike Patton informs Wilford Brimley that this is a non-smoking establishment.
Wilford Brimley becomes Dragon Brimley. NOTE: Mike Patton is unaffected by flames in all manners other than “irritated by prospect of”.
Mike Patton, poor man’s Mike Patton, and Tea Leone carry Wilford Brimley from the restaurant.