Mike Patton Saves Emo Kid from Wilford Brimley: An Illustrated Adventure

All illustrations by Amanda Wood, artist of ill repute, and questionable character.

All captions by Young Dut, unemployed college football recruiting analyst of great character.


Wilford Brimley grows tired of lunch and threatens to burn Emo companion.


Mike Patton informs Wilford Brimley that this is a non-smoking establishment.


Wilford Brimley becomes Dragon Brimley. NOTE: Mike Patton is unaffected by flames in all manners other than “irritated by prospect of”.


Mike Patton, poor man’s Mike Patton, and Tea Leone carry Wilford Brimley from the restaurant.

THE END

3 responses to “Mike Patton Saves Emo Kid from Wilford Brimley: An Illustrated Adventure

  1. I dont get it!

  2. what a tard

  3. what a tard if anything mike patton would have pushed the emo kid front of willford because every body knows mike patton hates wolf mother

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