Shawn Michaels spreads the gospel through fake wrestling

Shawn Michaels refuses to turn heel because he says it’ll compromise the word of God. I’m glad that Shawn Michaels thinks he is spreading the Lord’s gospel by being a good guy and superkicking heathens in a sport that has predetermined outcomes.

He said he doesn’t want to sin, and that God only gives you so many chances. So, being an actor, and playing a bad guy, means you are using up one of those chances.

This is why I do not associate with Christians. Every Christian needs to be taken out in the parking lot and shot in the back of the fucking head.

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