Well, no, but she gave me an all-nude lap-dance.
That’s what happened I took a nap. I go to sleep and I get a lapdance from a hot redhead who happens to be my step-sister. I think it is only HALF wrong to bang your step-sister, and if it is half wrong, George Carlin told us it is also half right by process of elimination.
I have seen this girl someplace in real life. I have no idea where. If I see her I will let her know why we are soulmates.
Think that’s a good ice-breaker?
Thus continues my streak of insane dreams when I take naps.
According to local favorite Mike Miller, I did not get a lapdance from my stepsister.
“That’s not your stepsister. That’s your HALF sister. That’s your sister.”
Then I said, “It’s not like we grew up together and knew eachother. She didnt look anything like me or my dad, so I dont think its all that big of a deal. I think I would have slept with her.”
“I know you would have, buddy.”