Know your racial slurs: Part 1

A while ago some one confused me for a Nazi or some other ignorant red neck prick because I wrote a piece picking on some Swedes or some shit. Well listen up, every race has their absolute fuck ups and it is my job to make fun of them no matter what. Beyond that, it is all just words any way, words that are written may I remind you by a complete fuck up. Anyhow I have decided that in order to go ahead and offend everyone else I am going to help all of you dear readers learn a few wonderful ethnic slurs.

British

Chinless Wonder
Crumpet-Stuffer
Limey
Tea-wop
Sacks of mayonaise with corn kernals for teeth
Lobsterback
Imperia-Last
Goddamn Ass-toothed mother-fuckers

BLACKS

North American Street Ape
Africoon
Coon
Antique Farm Equipment
Banjo Lips
Bebe’s Kids
Biscuit Lip
Blacky Chan
Boogat
Brillo Pad
Buckwheat
Carl Winslow
Coontang
Curb-Biter
Eraser Head
Extra Crispy
Field Nigger
Ghetto Hamster
Guttermonkey
Indianigger
Jackamammy
Jigaboo
Jungle Bunny
Justin Igger
Knee Grow
Lawn Jockey
Leprecoon
McNigga
Mississippi Tree Fruit
Moon Cricket
Nappy-headed Ho
Niggapotomous
Niggabyte
Nigger
Nurple
Patio Primate
Porch Monkey
Spear-Chucker
Swamp Donkey
Whipping Post

Canadians

Canuck
Canucklehead
Cheeser
Dryback
Frostback
Hoser
Maple-Sucker
Moosefucker
Mother Pucker
North Mexican
Pineback
Puckfucker
Seal-Fucker

Chinese

Baby-Muncher
Bamboo Coon
Chigger
Chinkster
Dirty Knees
Crabrangook
General Tso
MSG Farmers
Noodle Nigger
Panda Trainer
Panface
SARS Spreading-Bird Flu Having- Tiny Penis Possesing- Shit Fuckers
Slope

French

Butterfingers
Frog
Fur Licker
Kermit
Snail-Snapper
Peasouper
Baby Eater
Piss Drinker

Germans

Adolf
Fritz
Grout
Hasselhoff
Jew Burner
Kaiser
Kraut
Volkswagen
Jew Hating-Shit Porn Making-Warm Beer Drinking-Sub Par Cream Pie Making-Cock Lords

Mexicans-Hispanics

Bean Bandit
Beanbag
Beaner
Border Bunny
Brown Tractor
Canned Labor
Chico
Chili Choker
Chili-Shitter
Dirty Sanchez
Drywaller
Fence Fairy
Garden Gnome
Gravelbellies
Hispandex
Jumping Bean
Latrino
Latinho
Leafblower
Mexicant
Mexcrement
Mexi-Ho’s
New York Met
Sexican
Spic
SpicNic
Taco Bender
Taco Jockey
Wetvac

12 responses to “Know your racial slurs: Part 1

  1. Shane MacGowan is Irish not English. They are known as Bog-Trotters and Potato Fuckers.

  2. MacGowan’s parents are Irish but he was born in England

  3. wow those are some of the shittest insults.

  4. What about a section fer the Yanks ?

  5. I am writing up a follow up bit. I plan to get to everybody.

  6. No need to hurry, you can spend years completing the limey lingo.

  7. these slurs are pretty shite

  8. shane macgowan was born in ireland

  9. asshole

  10. I LOVE Americans.

  11. Amber Tressault

    Isn’t that a picture of Shane MacGowen? He’s not British. He’s Irish.

  12. You people all look the same to me.

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