Everybody keeps talkin’ about fuckin’ Michelle Phillips winning all those swimming medals. Congratulations, America. I guess Magic Johnson won the basketball medal last night, too. See, I havent even seen the Olympics because I didnt know they were on yet. Then I turn on the TV and I see all those quitters singing the closing ceremonies. Ya know what? Fuckin’ go home then. I’m not leaving China yet. I came here to win the Olympics and I’m not fuckin’ quitting like all these supposed world-class athletes. So go ahead, leave. I’ll be winnin’ medals until 2012 in your absence. Then I keep hearin’ about all these underage Chinese gymnists. You know what? Send those fuckin’ Chinese gymnists back to their own fuckin’ country.
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