Wikipedophile: SNYDER action figures

At a 2009 press release SNYDER has revealed that the band members have signed an exclusive deal with Paul Stohan Toys INC. to lend their likenesses to a line of action figures to be produced for the upcoming Christmas season.

PST Inc. CEO Ron Paul Stohan had this to say, “Well, if all goes well with the figures we have been in negotions with a North Korean animation company to enslave a bunch of little kids to make a full on cartoon series. It’s all about a global strategy, we hope that a partnership with SNYDER can take the band and this company to the next level.”

The SNYDER series 1 line will include all of the current band members as well as Rick Mitchell and Bodie Mann.

king dut King Dut from the 1988 Come Inside tourTurbo Charger from the 1983 Just The Tip tour
Cimba from the 1984 Pant Like A Dog tour Cimba from the 1984 Pant Like A Dog tour
Groz from last night at his mom's Groz from last night at his mom’s
Nasty from the 2002 MTV Unplugged show Nasty from the 2002 MTV Unplugged show
Rick Mitchell from his time in C.R.O.Y.L.E. Rick Mitchell from his time in C.R.O.Y.L.E.
Bodie Mann from his time living in his car in an Applebee's parking lot. Bodie Mann from his time living in his car in an Applebee’s parking lot.

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