Yes, I paid 9.50 to see the new Punisher movie.
Here’s what happened in that movie:
The previews were bad, which is a very bad sign.
The movie was hokey about a minute and a half into it when the irrational and over the top violence hit a high note.
Then nothing really happened for a really long time.
Then the mob hired gangstas, yakuza, and irish punk rockers to kill the Punisher. Some old dude and his white guys were on the Punisher’s side, which was never explained, and they appeared and disappeared all within about 9 seconds.
The Punisher kills the yakuza gangsta-punks with every weapon on earth.
Newman from Seinfeld gets shot in the head. He blamed Jerry Seinfeld and I think Kramer drove off in a mail truck.
Now, let me say that I honestly liked Ray Stevenson and Dominc West. West played Jigsaw, and he did fine. The movie was a little too “comic-booky” for my tastes. The script was terrible. Most of the acting was real bad. The direction was bad. Production was fine.
Overall this movie was just as bad as you already know it is. I give it 2 flaccid D’s, a pop and a rock and let’s go.