Movie View: Alone In The Dark 2

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Ok, i got to check out the squeal to 2005’s “Alone In The Dark” movie that was supposed to be based off the video game but for some reason wasn’t.

IF it wasn’t supposed to be based off the game, the first movie might have been half decent. Like, maybe if you were sitting at home bored one day and it was on TBS or something.

This sequel, was the most awful piece of shit i have ever seen in my entire life.It was almost as i was watching a really low budget episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

I would like to point out that the video games, (the original series) took place in the 1920’s, about a paranormal investigator.

Edward Carnby was his name…now for some reason or another, he was played by Christian Slater in the first film…fine. Ok. But then in this disaster, he was Asian…now you tell how much sense that makes.Rick Yune plays the character, that for some reason really has no back story nor remembers anything from the first film.

And this one is about a witch and a dagger…

Why does Hollywood keep doing this?

Most of the time, if a movie is a direct to DVD sequel i try to find SOMETHING half decent to say about it because i know that the budget was low. THERE IS NOTHING GOOD I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS MOVIE.

It was boring as all hell, and honestly i could not wait until it was over.

I have seen CNN reports that had more action then this.

So great, i now have an hour and twenty minutes of my life that i will never get back. I would say that the movie will put you to sleep, but it doesn’t even deserve you sleeping through it.

Avoid this movie like the plague.

I don’t understand why they have to keep doing this…and ruining good natured video games and cartoons from the past.

Hey, i have an idea, let’s make a Zelda movie, but make link German trying to find the dagger that the evil Canadian’s left in a cave somewhere in Iceland. Sound good to you?

Assholes.

1 out of 10.

I give it a 1 only because the girl in the film was pretty hot. Oh, but a bad actress.

– StraTT

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