Today I sat down with the intention of writing some Christmas themed stuff to make you all happy this year. I have been trying to spread my own brand of holiday cheer, in other words shitting all over your holiday enjoyment, for the past few years.
What I wanted to do was sit down and write a piece about how much it irks me to hear the same Christmas songs over and over and over again starting the day after Thanksgiving. Instead as I was looking for some of the songs that really got on my nerves I started noticing that there are much, MUCH worse songs that could be playing.
With that in mind I have compiled a list of what could possibly be the worst and weirdest Christmas albums of all time.
Remember, I didn’t rank these albums in any order, I just put them up in the order I found them and listened to them. That’s right, I listened to them, for you, so you didn’t have to. After all that I say, go fuck yourself I hate you for making me listen to that.
Merry Christmas Douchebags.