Lars Ulrich’s head set to explode.

Douche Extraordinar

Douche Extraordinar

LOOK OUT! That shit is seriously about to pop like a god damned grenade. Metallica is being inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of fame this year. That combined with every tasteless overpaid music critic telling them that “Death Magnetic” actually sounds like their old stuff should have ol’ Lars just about ready to blow. I am sure he is standing around saying something in his nasal voice like “Metallica is so fucking awesome. We are the best band ever. Of course really its just me. I mean no one else in the band is really that important. I am the band. You know, cause I rock so hard. Just don’t download my music.”

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