Hey Coen Brothers I wrote your next movie

It starts with like 57 different characters involved in 15 separate story lines

All of the characters develop through the first 40 minutes of the movie that the view actually wants to know more about them, meanwhile their stories all start converging.

Half way through something unexpected happens and 50 of the characters are just dropped from the movie like you completely forgot about them.

At around 87 minutes you bring the remaining story lines together but you have to do it in a way that makes it look like it was too difficult for you to do it in a well ploted way and more like you just said “Fuck it make it one story”.

At 90 minutes kill a few of the remain characters out of no where for no logical reason at all with absolutely no consequences or follow up.

Finally, end the movie in someway that has nothing to do with the original plot you started with and leaves your audience sitting around wondering why they just wasted their time watching it.

I think George Clooney already signed on to be in it.

Seriously though, you haven’t made a really decent movie since 2000. I was a fan of everything you did up to Intolerable Cruelty and you guys kinda just got stupid after that. No Country For Old Men was alriaght aside from your ending I guess but it still felt like a waste of time.

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