DC Comics is a fucking disaster.

I’m telling you, DC Comics has an entire universe of dogshit. I read the bios on wikipedia of Dr Impossible, Mr Terrific, Blue Beetle, and Gentleman Ghost. They are ALL gay as fuck. I am convinced there is no one on earth who reads DC Comics. And if they do, they are definitely involved in any and all fagotry and niggerdom.

This is what I am talking about:

The Gentleman Ghost is apparently unable to touch or be touched by virgins. This is confirmed by his inability to do harm to both Stargirl and Jakeem Thunder. However, he could pick up a real weapon and be able to hurt them as when he brandished the Cosmic Rod.
As a supernatural being, Gentleman Ghost cannot be killed and is very hard to hurt. However, those with royal blood can physically harm him and when unaware, energy hitting him causes pain. Any weapon made of Nth metal can also harm Gentlemen Ghost as ghosts cannot pass through it.

I read this shit and I shake my head. How could be that a human being honestly thinks that shit was a good idea for a character? THEN… ANOTHER person, an editor, signed off on it?! Go read those bios if you need any evidence that you are indeed a creative and intelligent being, since no one reading this hasn’t invented multiple comic characters better than these by age 11.

3 responses to “DC Comics is a fucking disaster.

  1. Nicodemuscliff

    U r probabl way 2 old 2 read comics or much less care abou their abilities. Have u ever kissed a girl?

  2. Have you? You probably spend too much time on the internet. No one is too old to read comics.

  3. Bam! Rocky is right.

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