Strange Tales of the Internet- Really?

So this edition of STOTI finds me once again bored and browsing while pretending to work. Now in the past STOTI has brought you some odd videos, some weird music, some strange porno, and the Golden Girls going wild.

This won’t be any different.

Up first is a website that a friend told me about that I just had to see to believe. It is a website where this woman puts up her paintings that depict her having sex with U.S. presidents is chronological order. She claims it is artistic and has some kind of purpose, but I think she realized that people will beat off to ANYTHING and she is testing that theory.  http://justinelai.com/

Sooooooooooooooooo gooey!

Sooooooooooooooooo gooey!

Next up is a vagina couch. Yes that’s right a vagina couch. No, not a couch for your vagina, but a couch that IS a vagina.Check this bad boy on craigslist.

Dive right in!

Dive right in!

Sometimes on the internet, people get high and think something is a good idea. Then other people get high and agree that said idea was HHHHilari-ASS! The truth is it is all fucking stupid and yet, well, nutsack.com

wow

wow

I am of the opinion that pubic hair is fucking gross and unneeded. Apparently some people agree and shave that shit or wax it. Yeah. Nothing hotter than a chick with a tight little body and a smooth vagamingo. So where does all that hair go? Apparently here.

I'd rather go shaved...then where fur

I'd rather go shaved...then where fur

I am a man who believes the internet is for porn. Hell if its good enough for Avenue Q it is good enough for me. Any way as a beat off machine I have been jerkin my jerky for as long as I can remember and I have fond memories of trying to get off to bitches in 64k. They aren’t good memories, but in further support of my theory that anyone will beat off to anything, someone has collected a gallery of old 64k porn. Some of it is pretty funny. Girls of 64

Oh. My. GOD.

Oh. My. GOD.

Pogs are back. Apparently Pogs are back and no one got the memo. Pogs are back.

pogs35random

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