What the hell is wrong with your face? You look like an alien cat, a cat from space. I know that really seems kind of mean, but it isn’t too far out of line. I mean lets face it, no one is listening to your music for your talent. I mean be honest babe, you have no talent.
You are what I like to call a “Pop Tard”. In other words, you aren’t exactly writing pop, or country or folk or anything else for that matter, instead you are taking the most worthless commercialized parts of all of those genres and blending it together into some kind of retarded shit stew that gets played on Adult Contemporary stations. Which I really just a nice way of saying music that dip shits listen to.
I don’t care who you are sucking fame out of like a parasite by doing a duet with this week. I don’t care what talentless piece of shit you are mounting, I don’t care who you pretend to have written songs for. I don’t care.
Your first song only got any attention because it had ANOTHER country singer’s name in the title. Boy that was clever. “When you think Tim Mcgraw I want you to remember I’m a slut”.
You sing about love and heart ache. You’re 19 fucking years old. Shut up. Seriously what the fuck do you know? You’re just barely out of high school. What happened to female country music singers? What happened to the booze and drug abuse? What happened to the 52 husbands? What happened to having affairs with baseball players or having huge fake tits and an amusement park?
That stupid fucking love story song you “sing” make me want to stab myself in the eyes with a broom stick. You are the WORST kind of performer.